Time cries ¦ Kids Activities Blog

Love Nirvana Reader,

I need to tell my story. I come to you because others have. They reported dorsum that venting may not accept changed HER ways, simply was therapeutic.

I will start with a fiddling about myself. I am a DaysAgo Timer. I attach by magnet or suction cup to various items and go along rails of how many days ago you opened it, watered it, packaged it, etc. I am super handy. I am super cute. I am ingenious.

I was featured on Oprah and in Existent Simple magazine the same week. That is where Holly saw me. That is where my troubles began. She zipped onto my website, ordered me and ten of my closest friends and 3 days later we were hers. She distributed my friends every bit gifts and kept me.

She seemed squeamish enough. She was perky. She enthusiastically embraced me and my mission. She popped me onto a tin can and put me in the fridge.

47 days later she cleaned out the fridge, tending of the tin can I was occupying and reset me onto another tin.

64 days afterwards she cleaned out the fridge, disposed of the can I was occupying and reset me onto some other can.

83 days later she cleaned out the fridge, disposed of the can I was occupying and reset me onto another tin.

So I didn't hear from her. At. All. Howdy? Hello? Hello? Is Holly out there? It's cold and night (only when the door is closed–the light REALLY does go off) in here. It has been and then long.

The light goes on. The light goes off. The calorie-free goes on.

She notices me. She picks me up. She takes me out of the fridge. She stares at me:
Yes, I am stuck on "99". Information technology has been so long that I have lost track of time. I know I am a timer. I get that. I was just programmed for two digits people. I was totally unprepared to live this nightmare.

And then an indescribable number of days later she cleaned out the refrigerator, disposed of the can I was occupying and reset me onto another tin can.

Are you kidding me? My life is ground sus scrofa day.

Chillingly yours,
Holly's DaysAgo timer

P.Due south. Did I just hear Holly announce to the boys that they were having pizza buns for lunch? She must be stopped.

Kids Activities Blog is Holly'southward blogging home.

She is the co-author of 101 Kids Activities that are the Bestest, Funnest Ever! and The 101 Coolest Unproblematic Scientific discipline Experiments.

She is the mom of iii boys ages 13, 15 & 17 who partially homeschools. She believes that you shouldn't have to buy stuff to have fun when there is a kitchen junk drawer total of possibilities.

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